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If Tom Hanks had a lisp and was grateful, he'd be Tom Fanks.
If Tom Hanks were a moody teen, he'd be Tom Angst.
I have so many more but I don't want to use the best ones. I'll give you guys some time 😂
If he was crushing it at the gym, he would be Tom Planks
Yes, Angie! 🤣
If he played a tailless role in the musical Cats, he would be Tom Manx.
If he create his own line of military inspired toys, we call him Tom Tanks.
It’s rare, but every once in a while he chooses a role that doesn’t suit him and then we call him Tom Tanks.
I can hardly improve upon all the fine examples so far, so I'm going to the bottom of the barrel here:
If Tom Hanks was a sailor or camper, he'd be expert at tying a sheepshank(s).
If Tom Hanks was from the Isle of Man, he'd be Tom Manx.
If Tom Hanks was a lousy golfer, he'd be Tom Shanks.
If Tom Hanks was a miserable bastard, he'd be Tom Cranks.
If Tom Hanks stole money from a bank, he'd be Tom Robin Banks.
This is fun!
Let's try it next time with someone else. How about Benedict Cumberbatch? 😂
Excellent entry, as expected, Sir!
If Tom Hanks was into s&m, he would be Tom Spanks, but if he had a muffin top, he could also be Tom Spanx. 😉🙃🥰
🤣 love it, Danni!
If he were very grateful he’d be known as Tom Thanks. And if his last name also had his first initial added to it, he’d be Tom THanks.
Tom Spanks, if you're nasty.
🤣
We have all been there: every word you know goes right out of your head and you’re Tom Blanks.
When feeling bloated before a big event, it’s Tom Spanx to the rescue!
😂 excellent
I hope you’re ready. We used to play a variation of this game with Dumbledore at my old job…
When Tom Hanks plays golf, he can’t hit the ball straight…he’s Tom Shanks!
haha yes! 😂
Who is the Hogwarts professor who can’t play football?
Fumbledore
Which Hogwarts professor can’t enunciate?
Mumbledore
I knew we were two peas in a pod…
Hahaha just saw this 🤣
If Tom Hanks grew weed, he'd be Tom Danks
If Tom Hanks forgot his line while recording on set, he'd be Tom Blanks. He'd also be this after getting a vasectomy lol
If Tom Hanks had a lisp and was grateful, he'd be Tom Fanks.
If Tom Hanks were a moody teen, he'd be Tom Angst.
I have so many more but I don't want to use the best ones. I'll give you guys some time 😂
If he was crushing it at the gym, he would be Tom Planks
Yes, Angie! 🤣
If he played a tailless role in the musical Cats, he would be Tom Manx.
If he create his own line of military inspired toys, we call him Tom Tanks.
It’s rare, but every once in a while he chooses a role that doesn’t suit him and then we call him Tom Tanks.
I can hardly improve upon all the fine examples so far, so I'm going to the bottom of the barrel here:
If Tom Hanks was a sailor or camper, he'd be expert at tying a sheepshank(s).
If Tom Hanks was from the Isle of Man, he'd be Tom Manx.
If Tom Hanks was a lousy golfer, he'd be Tom Shanks.
If Tom Hanks was a miserable bastard, he'd be Tom Cranks.
If Tom Hanks stole money from a bank, he'd be Tom Robin Banks.
This is fun!
Let's try it next time with someone else. How about Benedict Cumberbatch? 😂
Excellent entry, as expected, Sir!
If Tom Hanks was into s&m, he would be Tom Spanks, but if he had a muffin top, he could also be Tom Spanx. 😉🙃🥰
🤣 love it, Danni!
If he were very grateful he’d be known as Tom Thanks. And if his last name also had his first initial added to it, he’d be Tom THanks.
Tom Spanks, if you're nasty.
🤣
We have all been there: every word you know goes right out of your head and you’re Tom Blanks.
When feeling bloated before a big event, it’s Tom Spanx to the rescue!
😂 excellent
I hope you’re ready. We used to play a variation of this game with Dumbledore at my old job…
When Tom Hanks plays golf, he can’t hit the ball straight…he’s Tom Shanks!
haha yes! 😂
Who is the Hogwarts professor who can’t play football?
Fumbledore
Which Hogwarts professor can’t enunciate?
Mumbledore
I knew we were two peas in a pod…
Hahaha just saw this 🤣
If Tom Hanks grew weed, he'd be Tom Danks
If Tom Hanks forgot his line while recording on set, he'd be Tom Blanks. He'd also be this after getting a vasectomy lol